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New Ukrainian horror stories for the night

Category: Humor / Ukraine

One girl, the mother bought the TV and said: "But without me, never turn it on." But the girl did not listen to her mother, turned on the TV, and the TV turned out to be Separatist - and how she would sing:
Nowhere to retreat
It happened more than once.
Fatherland will be reborn!
Donbass will be revived!
Here the doorbell is ringing. The girl opens, and there are Shooters and Bezler. The girl was shot, the cat was taken to the militia, and an unrecognized republic was staged in the apartment.
One girl was listening to the radio. And suddenly they broadcast on the radio: “Girl-girl, the Separatist on the Wheels has left Rostov, is looking for your street. A swarm of anti-tank ditch! “The girl is terrified, rushing around the apartment, wants to report to Semen Semenchenko by radio. And they say to the walkie-talkie: “A girl-girl, a separatist on the wheels has found your street, he is looking for your house!”. Mom comes home, and the girl is dead, and only near the corpse is a piece of St. George ribbon lying.
One girl mom and dad bought the piano. My grandmother told me not to buy a Katsap piano in any case, but mom and dad did not listen to her. And the next day everyone leaves, and the girl is left alone and decides to play the piano. And only she pressed the first key, as Putin’s skeleton got out of the piano and demanded to pay for the gas.
She froze, in general. To death. Because it was winter, and the loan from the IMF was not enough.
One family received a new apartment in Kiev. And there was a white-blue-red stain on the wall. And in the morning the girl sees that her mother left for Voronezh as a migrant worker, and the spot has become even brighter. The next day, the Kremlin's hand popped out of the white-blue-red spot and reached for it. The girl was frightened and died.
Then the pravoseki came and started shooting at the white-blue-red spot, and the spot disappeared. But one of them in a week was found without a head somewhere near Gorlovka.
In one Lviv school enrolled new from the family of refugees from the Donbass. He stayed after lessons, and the teacher told him: “Go, boy, go home, then Putin’s teeth go!” The boy did not listen to her, went into one office and fell asleep, and at midnight Putin’s teeth ate it.They called the Security Service of Ukraine, they began to check all their teeth - no one has such teeth.
We decided to check with the director - and indeed, the director turned out to be Putin.
Lived mother, father, girl and her brother. Once the mother sent the girl to buy curtains and ordered not to buy the St. George's by no means, but the girl did not obey and bought. What to do - hanged. St. George's curtains strangled mother and father. Then the girl called the Azov battalion, the pravoseki arrived and sent St. George's curtains to the filtration camp, and the girl's brother was taken to the army.
This brother was later killed at Saur-Grave, but that’s another story.
One boy was very afraid that Russians live in his closet. And his older brother decided to prove that there were no Russians in the closet: he climbed into the closet and closed the door. A minute later, the youngest heard screams from the closet: “Guys, boys, we got under“ Grads ”, the radio is broken, help, boys,” but he decided that these were such strange jokes from his brother.

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