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How did I go with Putin to? Zaporozhets?

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In Zaporozhets to Vladimir Putin, I sat down on Gagarinskaya Square, voting on the road. The guards, who had fallen from the neighboring cars, objected, but I showed them to the Kivu columnist of the Grani, and this, as always, made a strong impression.
Yes, and Putin, judging by the smile that flashed on his gloomy lips, was tired of turning the wheel of his "baby" alone. The Prime Minister clearly wanted to speak out. It must be like in ancient times when he worked as a private carrier.
“They began to halt in their articles,” he noted at the beginning of the conversation. - Row chase.
“Let's talk about the present,” I suggested, dodging this unpleasant topic. - About what really excites the readers. About your activity.
“Let's do it,” agreed Vladimir Vladimirovich.
- Sorry then you will not? - just in case, I clarified, demonstrating professional nobility, but already fastened with a belt and turned on the recorder to record.
“I have nothing to regret,” the prime minister replied harshly. - I did everything right. And now I'm doing everything right. And then I will do everything right.
In the Moscow center, completely empty and deserted at this day time, we raced with some cosmic speed, and I thought that we were moving into the last autumn.
- You really did not know who Shevchuk?
The interlocutor at the wheel frowned slightly.
“Why should I know who he is?” I was told that no one will sing. How are you on the father?
- Isakych, of course.
- I love it when they sing at the table. "Where does the motherland begin, from the picture" ... - Putin began to sing, but he immediately cut himself off. - Shevchuk did not come to sing, but to unwind at my expense. Yes, such shevchukov in St. Petersburg you know how many talented, arrogant, opposition-minded? Well, he said, I answered, why now remember something?
“A good conversation turned out,” I said.
“I have no right to evaluate this conversation,” the prime minister replied sternly, and it became clear that this topic had been completely settled for him.
“I want to ask you about the demonstrations,” I said hastily. - Why are they banned and dispersed?
The man behind the wheel shrugged.
- Listen. Believe me: I don't know that! Honest KGB word! I don’t know Shevchuk, Limonov, Nemtsov, Ponomarev, Alekseev, Milov, Shenderovich, and this ... mm ... Mokhnatkin.I did not know anyone, I do not know, and I will not know. I only know that it is only necessary to go to the authorized meetings, and if you come to the forbidden, then you will get to eat the bread. Here in London, you know? He came, got the wrong way with a poster - and immediately on the bread! And in New York! And in Helsinki! And in Dresden! And if you came where you were allowed, then the rally for health, and no one will touch you. After all, we have freedom, what!
“But Khodorkovsky is sitting,” I said, not looking at the interlocutor, and he suddenly wagged the wheel, hitting the armored jeep following us, that it had slipped into a ditch.
- He che, really sitting? - Vladimir Vladimirovich was amazed. - I already thought I was long gone.
“The second process is underway,” I said to the prime minister. - At the end of the year it will end, for 15 years they can close, or even ...
- Not really, eh? - the chairman of the government clutched at his head with his free hand. - And I did not know! Yes, it can not be! Well, you terribly upset me. Wow ... And for what is sitting, do not know? It's a pity you don't know.
We already drove up to the place where a group of old women with posters "Putin, save and save!" Thousands of security guards surrounded the crowd, and I finally asked: "And who will be president in 2012?"
“Either I or Dimon,” the prime minister answered easily to this easy question.- A che, is it unclear.
“Not good at all,” I said timidly. - Still free elections. Nationwide will. Constitution.
“Why, Isakych,” the Prime Minister smiled. - Yes, because it is everywhere. Bush appoints Bush and McCain chases. Schroeder von Merkel appointed. Chirac told the French to choose Sarkozy, the French did just that. Kim Il Sung Kim Jong-il appointed, and he is now a little son, Kim Jong-un, to Beijing, he was lucky to acquaint with the Chinese. Everywhere so. We still have an intrigue.
Then, having finally reached the people, he braked sharply and was again surprised: where did the people come from? In general, it seemed to me that he did not quite understand where he was going from, where he went and where he lives. But it was my deeply subjective opinion, which I did not share with the interlocutor, and I don’t want to impose on the reader. In the end, no extra knowledge is required from the driver. If only we had arrived at the place. And we arrived.
“Goodbye, Vladimirovich,” I said, saying goodbye.
- Stolnik, - he casually threw and, honestly counting out the change, waved his hand in greeting.

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